You will be experiencing an enormous amount of uncontrollable urges. Try to release them as freely as possible. Remember what you see is sometimes all you get.

Mar 21 - Apr 20

As mars jumps over Jupiter you will be involved in a unwanted situation that only can be stopped by releasing a large amount of sexual frustration. Don’t forget a person always looks better after a few shoots of tequila.

Apr 21 - May 20

You are over looking a minor detail in your life, which will soon become a major problem. Resolve this by approaching every situation with a smile.

May 21 - Jun 21

Take time out of your less than active life style and take time to smell the fresh air. Tell someone you love how much you hate them.

Jun 22 - Jul 22

Someone will tell that you are a true leader, good looking, and intelligent… but hell, you already know that.

Jul 23 - Aug 23

During the second moon of the fifth sun, you will feel rather frisky. Do not take your feeling out on someones leg.

Aug 24 - Sep 22

Finances are a little tight, make sure to drink light this month. Remember no time is wasted when you are wasted all the time.

Sep 23 - Oct 23

Trust your instinct/gut, sometimes it’s the only way to make crucial life decisions. One thing can go wrong and that everything.

Oct 24 - Nov 22

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get. Tell your mother that you love her.

Nov 23 - Dec 21

Your wasting time trying to find the perfect person. Be realistic and don’t let good people go. As Mic Jager says: “ You can’t always get what you want .”

Dec 22 - Jan 20

Do something cool today, I hear peeing in you pants is cool.

Jan 21 - Feb 19

The sun will shine in your backdoor someday. Until then get a life.

Feb 20 - Mar 20